A hypothetical conversation: “Lost my ‘earin’.” “What?  Lost yer earrin’?” “Nah!” Don’t use earrin’s! Don’t ‘ear as well as I used to.” “Why don’tcha use a … ‘earin’ aid?” “It’d just make the problem worse.  Someone shouts above the normal volume, it’d ‘urt my ear like it used ta in my younger days, ‘n the […]